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cyril the pardoner

2019-06-08

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000- MILITIA WOULD STRING YOU UP IF THEY HEARD ABOUT THIS

00- YOUR 'USBAND I'M NOT MARRIED WOULDN'T BE 'APPY

IF 'E KNEW

I AIN'T TALKIN'

TO YOU, LOVE

IT'S TRUE! PLEASE DON'T) TELL!

000- 'AVIN A WANK IN THE WATER SUPPLY?

BUT DON'T WORRY- ALL YOU NEED IS A PARDON FROM GOD

COURSE YOU ARE-LOOK! THEY'RE

JUST FOLKS MIGHT PROPER SIGNED GET CROSS IF THEY

BY GOD

THOUGHT A PERVERT

TAINTED THE WELL

NO, I'M FETCHING WATER

THEY DON'T 'AVE TO FIND OUT THOUGH JUST BUY YOURSELF A PARDON

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Goo

HOW DO YOU GET GOD TO SIGN THEM?

I'VE ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU AND SO WILL GOD FOR THE PRICE OF A PARDON

KEEP WRITIN', GOD AND NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THE LITTLE PANTIES

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carbon credits for the soul
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