Cumsprite
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FUP FUPPA FUPP FAP
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SPLUJURK!
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SHUKKA SHUKKA
SHUUKA
SHUKK
FUP
SHUKKA
FRP FUPPA
FUPPA
FRUP
SPBLIP
- Alt text
- Some towers just have horns.
- Tooltip
- Oboe. The official musical instrument of ejaculation.
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YOU'RE IN TROUBLE! I'M TELLING MISTRESS!
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- 'dobbing' is the Australian word for 'telling'
- Tooltip
- evolution doesn't really favour the fast sperm - you're racing your own genes
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HE WAS DOING IT MISS!
MISS! MISS!
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- tiny wet footprints on the tiles
- Tooltip
- 'Sperm' is short for 'Spermatozoon' apparently. That just sounds like a kids' show to me.
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YOU HAVE SERVED WELL, CUMSPRITE.
CAN I SPLASH ON YOUR TITTIES, BOSS?
GISA
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- why don't they make tissues with pornography printed on them?
- Tooltip
- we're all about the dentistry
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I'VE ENCHANTED YOUR SEMEN, APPRENTICE, BECAUSE YOU ARE NOW FORBIDDEN TO MASTURBATE.
YOU'LL BE OILING DOWN THE HOT BITCHES.
TWICE A DAY.
CAN'T
EVEN...
GIVEN FREE REIGN YOU MIGHT WANK YOURSELF INTO A COMA
ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR NEW CHORE
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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- Do not pity the spent cumsprite. It's in a better place.
- Tooltip
- Semen is potential people. Eating it is potential cannibalism.
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I'VE CAPTURED A PAIR OF SUCCUBI
NOW DON'T TRY FUCKING THEM-
I'LL BE
CHECKING YOUR COCK FOR BLISTERS.
THEY GET SO DRY...
AND NO WANKING YOURSELF!
CLICK
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- A no-pants prison
- Tooltip
- Life can be harsh and unpredictable. At least it's not harsh and predictable.
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TRUFFLE OIL
KUFFLE OIL
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- You'd think they could just secrete something
- Tooltip
- I wonder how sponges clean themselves.
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BOSS! BOSSS!;
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- the star filter arrives.
- Tooltip
- Prisons often have nice mood lighting.