Croutons
I HAD AN EROTIC DREAM AND I WANT TO MAKE IT A PROPHETIC EROTIC DREAM BY ACTING IT OUT
AN EXCELLENT PLAN, SIR
BESPOKE FUCKS
AS A MODERN FUCKSMITH, WE CARRY A FULL RANGE OF THEATRICAL COSTUMES
IS IT WEDNESDAY?
IS IT WEDNESDAY?
THIS
SEEMED... I DUNNO... BETTER IN THE DREAM
IT'S A BIT... ELABORATE
YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT AN ACTUAL SEXY TALKING SEAGULL ISN'T POSSIBLE?
YEAH, BUT... CAN YOU RECOMMEND A DIFFERENT FUCKSMITH?
WHY IS IT WEDNESDAY?
OF... OF COURSE, SIR
I'M A BAD PERSON AND I'M SORRY FOR HOW I TREATED YOU!
SAY IT LOUDER!
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- Hold onto your dreams, unless you dream of porcupines.
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- I've been keeping a dream journal but I don't know if it's real.