Consummate
WE WILL MAKE LOVE,
BUT NOT YET!
HOW MIGHT IT BE
I COULD STUMBLE ON
IT MUST BE PERFECT! IMPERFECT? THE DISMOUNT,
FOR EXAMPLE
1.400
M
WHAT IF YOU TIED ME TO THE BED BUT THEN FELL OUT THE WINDOW AND GOT ARRESTED TRYING TO BREAK INTO THE HOUSE NAKED?
OR YOU COULD VOMIT ALL OVER MY BACK! THAT WOULD BE AN INSTANT DISQUALIFICATION
YOU COULD SCREAM OUT THE DOG'S NAME THEN KICK OVER A CANDLE AND SET THE DRAPES ON FIRE
I PITY YOU, MADAM
OH GO OOON- MAKE A DIRTY
I'M GOING NOW!
ARE YOU GETTING OFF ON THIS?
YOU WIN
SEX MISTAKE! A BIG... CLUMSY... ROOKIE ERROR JUST FOR ME!
I WON'T BE BACK!
THIS TIME, LADIES
OH YESSS... SO SUB-PAR
YOU'VE MISTAKEN SUBSTANDARD FOR SENSUAL
BUT THIS ISN'T OVER. OOOH NO
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