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2022-08-14

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BATS! THEY FLY AT NIGHT, HANG UPSIDE-DOWN

SO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A BIRD AND

A BAT...

WE'VE TRAINED A BAT TO FLY WIDDERSHINS ROUND THIS TUBE

THEY'RE THE EXACT OPPOSITE

OF BIRDS

...FLY INTO EACH OTHER?

NICE WORK, ASSHOLE

A BIRD TO FLY SUNWISE

YOU'VE DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE

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I think this is how viruses start
Tooltip
The bat’s mass increases as it accelerates, oh no wait it’s eating