Chronotherapy
I HAVE REACHED THROUGH TIME ITSELF TO CURE THE PLAGUE BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED
THE THOUSANDS WHO FELL TO ITS TAINT NOW LIVE, AS THOUGH IT NEVER WAS
WELL... I DON'T REALLY...
SORRY, WHAT PLAGUE IS THIS?
I...
FUCK. SHIT.
WHAT WAS THE REWARD?
THERE WAS A PLAGUE AND YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE ME A REWARD IF I COULD CURE IT
WELL THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, BUT I CAN ARRANGE FOR A HANDJOB AND A HOT MEAL IF YOU LIKE
NO, THAT'S FINE. I WOULDN'T BELIEVE
ME EITHER
MARRIAGE TO THE PRINCESS AND A DUKEDOM
THAT'D BE GREAT, THANKS
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- I'll just stop the time paradox before I create it.
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- Reward marriages seldom work out anyway.