Chauncey, Earl of Gloom
I'M A CREATURE OF DARK MELANCHOLIES- I CAN'T BE AROUSED UNLESS THERE'S AN OWL WATCHING
NO NO NO- THAT WOULD JUST BE AWFUL
NO.
I WON'T HAVE MY SEXUALITY MOCKED BY SOME CRASS BURLESQUE
FINE! DENIGRATE MY SKILLS ARBITRARILY!
WELL, I'M TOLD I DO A PRETTY GOOD OWL IMPERSONATION
WHOOOO?
FUCK! YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE MY OWL?
WHO ARE YOU TO BELITTLE ME LIKE THAT?
FEED ME LIVE BABY RATS
AWYEAH- I GOT YOUR LIVE BABY RAT RIGHT HERE
NO, I
MEAN
LITERALLY
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