Cavalcade of Wonders
FOR CENTURIES THE DWARVES DAZZLED US WITH THEIR WONDROUS CREATIONS
CUNT AUGER!
TRANSFORM RING! PUT IT ON A WOMAN, SHE BECOMES YOUR WIFE!
WE ALREADY HAVE THOSE.
WAND GOLEM! TOTALLY MADE OF MAGIC WANDS!
HE SHOOTS FIRE AND SHIT EVERYWHERE!
WE BUILT THIS CHARIOT THAT'S WAAAY FASTER THAN YOU!
IT DOESN'T DRILL HOLES! IT DRILLS VAGINAS! BY THE TIME YOU ARRIVE, IT'S ALREADY BEEN THERE SIX HOURS!
YEAH!
WE STOLE THE IDEA OFF YOU GUYS!
BOOM
WHAT HAPPENS IF I TRAVEL
IN IT?
BOOK
TOOK WEEKS TO CLEAN THE LITTLE BASTARDS OFF THE CEILING
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- Death to the Pixies.
- Tooltip
- Apparently a cavalcade is like a parade, except shit.