canoe
HA HAA! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE!
AND BEFORE THAT, I WAS POUNDING PORK NAILS INTO A SHAVED PEACH
OOH YEAH- BIG DIRTY NAILS
I...
DON'T STOP PADDLING!
I... NO, FOR A SECOND THERE I WAS LITERALLY IN A CANOE...
OOOH-
DESCRIBE IT
INCOHERENT FIRE
IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT?
DISSIPATES ALL CONTINGENCY
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
NOTHING
- Alt text
- analogy does euphemisms. Again.
- Tooltip
- Paddles. They're not just for baking bread.