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2021-11-21

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THE WEAVERS OF FATE HAVE CROCHETED YOU A STRING BIKINI

YOU ABUSE THE SWIMWEAR OF FATE AND...

BUT BEWARE! DO NOT WEAR IT IN ROUGH SURF!

EH, THAT'S FINE

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! THOUSANDS DIE IN EARTHQUAKE

UGH. I NEED TO STOP USING THIS FOR EVIL

AND IT'S TOTALLY YOUR FAULT!

NAH, IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

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textiles of destiny
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Hopefully the loom will be fixed by winter and we won't need to do knitwear of destiny.