Butterflies
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SICK OF NOT BEING A HOT HOT BABE?
WOW! HOW LONG DOES IT LAST?
HOW LONG BEFORE I TURN BACK TO MYSELF?
LEAVE THOSE FEELINGS BEHIND WITH THE ELIXIR OF TRANSFORMATION!
WELL, MY KNEES HAVE BEEN GIVING TROUBLE- I'LL DO IT!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU DON'T!
I MEAN, MAYBE YOU CAN GET A POTION OF FRUMPY WEIRD GUY
r rr
BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO WHEN YOU'RE A SMOKING HOT BABE?
WHAAAAATSSS HAAAPPENNIIIINNNGG??
- Alt text
- 90% locally sourced, 10% from another plane of existence
- Tooltip
- that 'zesty mint flavour' is waaaay too zesty
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YOUR SKIN HAS EXPANDED AND STARTED TO HARDEN
OVER THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, YOUR DIGESTIVE JUICES WILL TURN ALMOST ALL OF YOU INTO A SLURRY OF NUTRIENTS
I JUST KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE AN AMAZING ASS
STOOOPP ITT YOU HAFFTO MAKE IT STOOOPPP
IIIIT BUUURNSSS
OHH GODDD OHMYGODDD
TINY REMAINING CLUSTERS PROCESS THAT LIQUID INTO YOUR HOT NEW BODY!
AW-NO YOU CAN'T STOP IT NOW OR YOU'LL DIE
I'M NOT YOU JUST LOVE REALLY COMPLAINING,
MY TYPE
DON'T YOU?
BUT IN EIGHT MONTHS YOU'LL BE A SUPER HOT BABE AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE AMAZING!
- Alt text
- turns out people aren't the larval form of skeletons
- Tooltip
- When a cow makes a chrysalis, it turns into a delightful beef bouillon