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Bugfuck

2013-08-25

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YOU MAY FUCK ME BUT THERE'S A CHANCE I'LL EAT YOUR HEAD BEFORE YOU FINISH

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WHAT ODDS 1 IN 10 ARE YOU GIVING?

WELL, THERE'S A MUCH HOTTER FEMALE GIVING 1 IN 12 ON THE NEXT TWIG

MAKE IT 1 IN 20 AND YOU'RE ON

ACCEPTABLE

M

ALRIGHT, 1 IN 15

AHH! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?

wwww

FIVE PERCENT EXACTLY

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Baby your head looks delicious tonight
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I feel like I've become a statistic, but maybe I always was.