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Bread Alone

2019-01-27

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HI HIHI! WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH?

NEED SOME THINKING MUSIC? DID YOU KNOW I PLAY THE TRUMPET?

POO-PAAH DE DOOP DA PAAARP DA DOOP DO-WAAAH

GOD TALKING BACK? WELL THAT'S GONNA CHANGE NOW! WOOOOO!

OH GOD, PLEASE HEAR ME WHEN I...

UH... GOD?

YOU'RE PRAYING

WELL DUH-

DON'T WORRY-IT'S

ALL STUFF I MADE

...HEY, YOU WANT SOME DRUGS?

WAIT, I...

OOH! PRAY FOR STRENGTH TO SAY THE DIFFICULT THING!

NONO-JUST I'M NOT USED TO...

RIGHT. ALONE WITH YOUR GOD BUT THE IDEA OF GOD, NOT ACTUAL GOD?

GOD... ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW?

NAH, IT JUST TAKES A MOMENT FOR THE GIANT FLAMING LOCUSTS TO MANIFEST

ACTUALLY I JUST WANT TO PRAY

THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS...

IT'S JUST...

I PREFER IT WHEN

YOU DON'T SPEAK

THANKS GOD- YOU'RE TAKING THIS VERY WELL

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common knee injuries
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Man does not live at home alone- bumbling burglars will arrive eventually.