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2026-03-22

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RUB RUB

HUNGRY FOR WISHES, ARE

YOU?

UGUUGHT

...NO?

YOU LITTLE GOLD-DIGGER

GREAT. WANNA FUCK?

EAT IT

IS THERE A GENIE OR ARE YOU JUST A PERVERT LAMP?

DO I GET WISHES IF I EAT IT?

EEEEEAT IITT

I WISH FOR WEALTH AND TRUE LOVE

ME TOO, BUDDY. ME TOO

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"John Wick" was a perfectly acceptable name for a lamp 'til 2014