brackenwife
WELL, HUMAN- BECAUSE YOU SAVED MY LIFE I HAVE BROUGHT YOU A PRINCESS TO BE YOUR BRIDE.
UH, THANK YOU FOX- I CERTAINLY APPRECIATE THE EFFORT YOU'VE GONE TO.
WAIT!
I'M NOT FINISHED! I ALSO GOT A PRIEST SO YOU CAN GET MARRIED PROPERLY!
KIIIIIISSSS HERR. KIIIIISSSS YOUR WIIIFE.
NOW
FUUUUUCK
HERRR
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LEON? HE MARRIED A BUNCH OF STICKS IN A DRESS!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO FANCY HIM.
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- You know we made a vow not to leave one another never
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- He introduced me to some bundles of twigs he was calling his kids.