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2021-03-28

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ONG

HONESTLY?

HONESTLY. WE'VE GOT REAL CHEMISTRY

SO, UH... TO BE HONEST, I'M A FACELESS ASSASSIN

SO EVERYTHING YOU SAID WAS JUST BULLSHIT?

I THOUGHT SO TOO

WHAT THE FUCK?

I KILLED YOUR DATE THEN CAME HERE TO THROW OFF THE TIME OF THE MURDER

NO! I REALLY ENJOYED MEETING YOU

ONG

Alt text
Wipe that face off your face
Tooltip
The neighbours can hear you. Stop screaming “Who’s your alibi?”