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2010-11-21

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THE CITY OF ESCALLOPE

PRESENTS THE YOU CONTROL WONDROUS TIME ITSELF! BLANKET!

WITH THIS MARVEL,

OH MY GOD! IT'S NIGHT!.

FLY, MY HORROR AND DESTROY THEM!

HA HAAA! LOOK AT IT GO! HOW LONG BEFORE IT'S ACTUALLY READY TO RAMPAGE?

WHY NOT THROW THE BLANKET OVER IT TWO HUNDRED TIMES? THAT WOULD BE LIKE SIX MONTHS PASSING!

GNAW THEIR SHATTERED BONES IN THE RUINS OF THEIR TEMPLES!

JUST

SHOOT

THEM.

ANOTHER SIX MONTHS, MISTRESS

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It's only a nameless horror 'til you name it.
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It was cuter when it was a pupa