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2011-03-13

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RIKNI

WHAT'S THIS? WHO ARE YOU?

NO NO! MY MUSE IS WILLOWY! ALABASTER!

I'M YOUR FUCKING MUSE YOU LITTLE POLYP

YEAH, SHE HAD AN ACCIDENT. I'M YOUR MUSE NOW

YOU'VE BEEN PRODUCTIVE, M'LORD!

SO ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE SOME POEMS OR AM I GOING TO TEAR YOUR BALLS OFF AND HUNT OSTRICHES WITH THEM?

SHUT UP! WRITING!

Alt text
your muse has been stealing ideas
Tooltip
love is okay, I guess, if fear is unavailable