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Bitter Fruit

2012-09-23

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SHELTER? CLOTHING? HAVE YOU EATEN THE GRAPEFRUIT OF WISDOM AS I EXPRESSLY FORBADE?

OH LORD! ARE YOU NOT THE GOD OF REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY? WHY WOULD YOU TELL US NOT TO EAT UNLESS YOU WANTED US TO?

YES!

YES I AM THE FUCKING GOD OF REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY BUT THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING YOU COULDN'T HAVE KNOWN BEFORE YOU ATE THE FRUIT, YOU SMARMY FUCK!

OH LORD! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DESTROY US FOR THIS! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T JUST LET US OFF!

DON'T LISTEN TO HER!

HEH.

YOU GUYS ARE ALRIGHT,

YOU KNOW THAT?

ALSO, IF YOU'RE GOING TO COVER YOUR EVIL PARTS, YOU NEED TO HIDE THOSE TITS AS WELL

NO, NOT YOU.

JUST THE

LADY TITS

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the demiurge is semi-angry
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