Bilge
A LOT OF PEOPLE GAVE VERY SELFLESSLY TO BUILD THIS WARSHIP SO WE CAN GO OUT AND BATTLE THE VIKINGS
BUT THE TIME HAS COME TO ADMIT THAT HARD WORK AND HOPE ARE NO SUBSTITUTE FOR ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE
IF WE SAIL THIS SHIP AGAINST THE VIKINGS, WE'LL BE MASSACRED IMMEDIATELY
THROW AWAY MONTHS OF HARD WORK? FUCK THAT! LET'S FIGHT!
YEEEEAAHHHH!
AND THAT WE'VE MADE A REALLY SHITTY SHIP
I SUGGEST WE BREAK IT UP FOR SCRAP, NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN
SERIOUSLY, HOW DOES A BOAT JUST CATCH FIRE ALL BY ITSELF?
- Alt text
- Just believe
- Tooltip
- It later turned out those weren't vikings at all, they were cosplayers.