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Bgeeerk

2019-06-23

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THE VERY LATEST MAGICAL WEAPON- CHICKEN PLAGUE!

AS THE DISEASE SPREADS ANYONE WITHOUT A PROTECTIVE AMULET BECOMES POULTRY!

AMAZING! ALL OUR ENEMIES INSTANTLY TURNED TO FOWL!

NOT INSTANTLY- IT'S A DISEASE. TAKES A COUPLE OF DAYS ONCE YOU'RE INFECTED

YOU'RE SO BAD AT PLANNING THAT IT HAS TO COME DOWN TO A COMBAT SITUATION?

SCREW YOU! I'M GONNA BUY AN ACTUAL

YOU DON'T DESERVE CHICKEN PLAGUE

MAGICAL

WEAPON!

WAIT!

YOU NEED THE AMULET WHILE YOU'RE STILL INFECTIOUS!

WHAT USE IS THAT IN A COMBAT SITUATION?

WY

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Short-range weapons, long-range weapons, free-range weapons.