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Beat around the bush

2023-07-23

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OO YES BABY, LET'S BETRAY THE PURPLE HORSE

I... WHAT?

RAGE AT THE REFLECTION OF THE SINGED BADGER

NOT TRYING TO-THESE ARE SEXY EUPHEMISMS

SO LET'S PARCEL UP THE BABY SEAGULL

AND SAMBA

WHAT ARE YOU LITERALLY ASKING TO DO?

NOTHING! I'M EUPHEMISTICALLY ASKING TO SHAVE THE APOSTATE LYNX

YOU'RE NOT MAKING SENSE

ARE YOU JUST HOPING I GET HORNY FROM CONFUSION?

IN THAT CASE LET'S... SCALE THE BACKWARDS LIZARD

SEE THIS IS SHIT NOW

LOT OF PEOPLE DO

IF WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING, IT RUINS IT

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I’m having a pleonasm
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My pants are brief, my words not so much.