The Bachelor Prince
THE ORACLE SEES ALL! YOU WERE WISE TO VISIT ME!
TELL ME THEN WHAT I SEEK!
A PRINCESS TO BE YOUR BRIDE
AMAZING!
THAT...
SEEMS ODD
WON'T I JUST SHIT THE RING OUT THEN BE OBLIGED TO MARRY THE SHIT?
HOW
SO?
YESSSSSS BUT THE PATH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
THEN YOU MUST STICK THIS ENCHANTED RING IN YOUR ASS
I AM BRAVE AND TRUE, ORACLE!
OH! SO YOU'RE AN ORACLE NOW? BECAUSE I DON'T SEE YOU WEARING FILTHY RAGS
TELL NO-ONE OF ITS PRESENCE BUT MARRY THE ONE WHO FINDS IT
NO PROBLEM. GIVE MY REGARDS TO PRINCESS TAPEWORM
AH, NO NO, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP
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- When we first met I thought she was a noodle
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- Is this one of those self-fulfilling prophecies? Because I approve of self-fulfillment.