Audition
MEETING THE POPULAR STANDARD FOR BEAUTY IS NO GUARANTEE THAT YOU'RE GOOD IN BED
AND THAT'S WHY THE MARQUESS HERE IS USING ME FOR SEX AUDITIONS
DO WELL ON ME AND YOU'LL GET TO FUCK SOMEBODY MUCH HOTTER
CAN I LOOK AT THE PAINTING WHILE WE SHAG?
OH YEAH. THAT'S MANDATORY
BY THE MUNDANE IDEAL
SORRY- YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT
NOBODY? AGAIN? COME ON! YOU NEED TO LOWER MY STANDARDS!
SORRY.
CAN'T
DO
AW. THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW QUICKLY
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- the casting couch for the regular couch
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- Letters of recommendation from reputable shags will help your case.