Apocrypha
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WE'RE HERALDS OF QOROS, THE GOD OF SCRIBES
DO YOU HAVE ANY TEXT YOU NEED CHECKED?
WE HAVE A HOLY BOOK
NO NO NOO... THIS ISN'T RIGHT AT ALL
WE'RE DOING THE HOLIEST WORK OF ALL... PROOFREADING!
A HOLY BOOK NEEDS A MAJOR TURNING POINT AT PAGE 350
REPORTS? DIARIES?
LEDGERS?
A WELL-ROUNDED GOD
HAS CONTRADICTIONS
HANG ON... BY SAYING "SHOW DON'T TELL" DON'T
IN THEIR CHARACTER YOU BREAK THAT EXACT LAW?
OHH, WE'LL SHOW
NEVER USE ADVERBS
SHOW, DON'T
TELL
...SHOW YOU WHAT A PROPERLY-WRITTEN HOLY BOOK LOOKS LIKE
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- Follow Qoros, win at Scrabble
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- God gave us commandments. We sent them back for typos
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DADDY ISSUES
DO YOU THINK WE HAVE A RELIGIOUS OBLIGATION TO BEAT OFF TO THIS?
DADD ISSU
DADDY ISSU
...AS QOROS' PERFECT PENIS SLID HOME, SITHRAK GASPED, KNOWING TRUE PLEASURE FOR THE FIRST TIME...
"...I JUST WANT TO LIE HERE AND THINK OF QOROS" SAID SITHRAK. HIS JISM HIT A WALL ALREADY SLICK WITH TEARS...
DADDY ISSUES
AAAH SITHRAK- ALWAYS FINDING NEW WAYS TO PUNISH US
DADDY SSUES
THAT'S WHY HE'S GOD
DADDY issub
PAPPY
ISSUES
DADDY ISSUES
DADDY
ISSUES
DAPPY
ISSUES
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- the blue pencil
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- Sorry this is late. We were spell-checking alphabet soup