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Apocrypha

2016-12-04 · 2 pages

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WE'RE HERALDS OF QOROS, THE GOD OF SCRIBES

DO YOU HAVE ANY TEXT YOU NEED CHECKED?

WE HAVE A HOLY BOOK

NO NO NOO... THIS ISN'T RIGHT AT ALL

WE'RE DOING THE HOLIEST WORK OF ALL... PROOFREADING!

A HOLY BOOK NEEDS A MAJOR TURNING POINT AT PAGE 350

REPORTS? DIARIES?

LEDGERS?

A WELL-ROUNDED GOD

HAS CONTRADICTIONS

HANG ON... BY SAYING "SHOW DON'T TELL" DON'T

IN THEIR CHARACTER YOU BREAK THAT EXACT LAW?

OHH, WE'LL SHOW

NEVER USE ADVERBS

SHOW, DON'T

TELL

...SHOW YOU WHAT A PROPERLY-WRITTEN HOLY BOOK LOOKS LIKE

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Follow Qoros, win at Scrabble
Tooltip
God gave us commandments. We sent them back for typos

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DADDY ISSUES

DO YOU THINK WE HAVE A RELIGIOUS OBLIGATION TO BEAT OFF TO THIS?

DADD ISSU

DADDY ISSU

...AS QOROS' PERFECT PENIS SLID HOME, SITHRAK GASPED, KNOWING TRUE PLEASURE FOR THE FIRST TIME...

"...I JUST WANT TO LIE HERE AND THINK OF QOROS" SAID SITHRAK. HIS JISM HIT A WALL ALREADY SLICK WITH TEARS...

DADDY ISSUES

AAAH SITHRAK- ALWAYS FINDING NEW WAYS TO PUNISH US

DADDY SSUES

THAT'S WHY HE'S GOD

DADDY issub

PAPPY

ISSUES

DADDY ISSUES

DADDY

ISSUES

DAPPY

ISSUES

Alt text
the blue pencil
Tooltip
Sorry this is late. We were spell-checking alphabet soup