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2025-04-05

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HEY, GODWASHER, WHAT PART OF GOD DID YOU WASH TODAY?

TODAY I PUT SIX WHITE STONES IN A LINE

AN AEON IS NOT ENOUGH TO WASH GOD

WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW THE COUNCIL IS GOING TO CUT YOU OUT OF THE BUDGET

I STOOD ACROSS THEM AND WHISPERED VOWELS

...AND THAT MADE GOD CLEANER?

YET A MOMENT IS TOO LONG

WHEN GODS

GET FILTHY,

IS THAT A THREAT?

OH. OKAY

PEOPLE DIE

IF IT WAS A THREAT, I WOULD HAVE ENDED IT WITH 'CUNT'

UNLESS GOD GETS BRIGHTER REAL SOON

·000

DON'T

WHAT

MAKE

A

CUNT

ME WASH

YOUR MOUTH OUT

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Lather, Rinse, Amen
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This conception is filthy. I want it immaculate.