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Self-Awarding Trophy

2014-03-02

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WOW! HOW DO YOU WIN THAT

IT'S

TROPHY?

REAL SIMPLE!

BEST

AT

SEX

BE AT

SEX

BEST

SEX

YOU WERE TOTALLY VAPID AND CLICHÉD!

WOW. WHEN I SAID I LIKED BIG DICKS, I MEANT ANATOMICALLY

BEST

SEX

BEST

WHAT?

THAN YOU!

BETTER AT SEX

I'M TEN TIMES

BEST

AT

PUNS

AT

BEST SEX

HEH HEEEH. SOME DAY... SOOOME DAY

Alt text
Trophy's decision is final.
Tooltip
I had the 'best burglar' trophy, but not for long.